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Prophetic Book Blurb

May 30, 2011

I offered to hire a Twitter friend to write all of my book promotions should I ever get published. He was kind enough to provide me with my first book blurb (never mind the fact that he hasn’t a read a single word of my not-yet-completed-manuscript):

“DANNI LA PAGLIA’S STEAMY SUMMER DEBUT IS HARRY POTTER MEETS JURASSIC PARK MEETS THE BIBLE- BUT BETTER!” ~ John Wiswell

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  1. May 30, 2011 11:09 AM

    “A page-turner you can’t put down. It’ll break your heart, leave you breathless and begging for more. The #2 Newspaper-You-Don’t-Read Bestseller is this season’s must-read instant classic!”

  2. May 30, 2011 11:12 AM

    Philip Roth says, “I’m not really saying this, but holy shit, give this lady my Booker.”

  3. May 30, 2011 11:17 AM

    “Sparkling vampires have never been so terrifying or profound as in Danni La Paglia’s timely and timeless e-book.”

  4. May 30, 2011 11:18 AM

    “Breaking News: Time Magazine revises Best 100 Hundred Novels list, boots Orwell and Pynchon to give La Paglia’s mind-bending blockbuster two slots.”

  5. May 30, 2011 11:23 AM

    They just keep getting better!

  6. laradunning permalink
    May 30, 2011 8:11 PM

    Yes they do! You’re hired!

  7. May 30, 2011 9:37 PM

    How’s about :
    “La Paglia’s Bigger than Jesus.” (Well it worked for John Lennon. LOL)

    • May 30, 2011 9:45 PM

      Oh, crap. Should I keep a look out for gunmen on the sidewalk now? Thanks, John!

  8. June 2, 2011 4:46 PM

    This is fun….:)
    “Did you miss reading War and Peace? The Great Gatsby? Who cares! They were droll and ineloquent in comparison to Danni La Paglia’s first and latest release debut. Her novel is a fictional masterpiece of prophetic genius and I assure you that if you haven’t read it you are missing out on most enlightening moment of your very life.”

  9. June 3, 2011 1:16 PM

    LOL You guys are hilarious!

  10. June 3, 2011 8:15 PM

    haha, amazing! you two make a great team. 😀

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